Greatest joke on Valentine's Day with Akindayomi Samuel

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*MISS JOKER WASTER..*
*VALENTINE GIFT*

As Henry  pulled me out of the chapel,  telling me  he had a big surprise for me.. That day was Valentine's Day and I was expecting nothing less than an Engagement ring... Henry and I have been together  for 12 years,  6 years in Secondary school,  4 years in the university  and two years Post graduate... We were about rounding up, project defence was the week after Valentine's Day...

As Henry pulled me,  I pulled  my friend,  LARA,  so she could witness the proposal of a lifetime. showing off things.

" Pretty"..that was Henry's pet name for me. " Here she is,  the girl I have always told you about,  the one I told you.. I loved and was shy to say it to her"

Standing before me was a pretty innocent looking young girl. Who looked like 18, but who was she and what was Henry talking about .. The girl he loves and has not been able to say it to her... That was me... For the past 12 years Henry never asked me out but his actions said it all...

" Pretty,  I want you to meet Tiwalola,  my girlfriend "
" You are joking right? " was all I could say after several seconds of silence
" Joking..? "He replied
"Yes.. I am your fiancee... For 12 years"

Henry had the greatest look of shock..
 " She is Joking, Tiwalola,  she jokes a lot"He faces Tiwalola...

" I am not joking"
" What is this,  Linda,  Did I ever ask you out,  you are best friend not my girlfriend... That is why I brought Tiwa here to meet you... , stop this joke"

Everyone had their eyes on us,  we were creating a scene,  tears were dropping on their own... Does that mean Henry was breaking up,  but that's  true,  He never asked me out.. I only assumed... Because, I had been to his parents,  we were always together,  His friends called me "Mrs wifey"

" I think you are in a bad mood today,"..Henry said as he walked out on me... That was the last time we ever had a conversation...
A year later He married,  Tiwa. And I am still unmarried... Because for those 12 years  I wasted my time being a Joker chasing off other suitors..  Although I heard a rumour recently that they are divorced, and Henry had become so poor he looked like he needed  help,  BUT I AM still UNMARRIED...

NEVER ASSUME,  Even God hates wastage, ( He told the Israelites  to take only the manna,  They could eat for a day..). God has given us a lot of resources and one of which is TIME... Stop wasting your time and energy... Ask questions... What are we?, who am I to you..

#iam_Sam

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Comments

Unknown said…
this is really cool Mr.T God bless your hand
13 February 2018 at 16:07
Iyituwa tv said…
Amen,
All we want to achieve is to ensure that your voice is heard beyond your vicinity
14 February 2018 at 05:24

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